Buy an outfit you wouldn't be caught dead in and live in it. Try wearing some six inch heels.
Have sex in unusual places. Get your palm read. Paint the town red. Get a facial.
Dye your hair.
E-mail a pornographic love letter to someone in the office and watch the reaction.
Get a puppy. Get a baby-sitter. Go to the foofoo parlor and get a new do.
Call in sick and play with the puppy all day.
Sneak into a place where you're not supposed to be. Sneak out of a place where you are supposed to be. Buy some fishnet stockings and wear 'em with the six inch heels. Put some wild designs on the cast you now have on your ankle. Make an obscene phone call. Steal something then put it back.
Drive through Skid row.
Row row row a boat.
Work in a shelter in the city. Go see a comic. Paint a picture. Splatter paint on the walls. Stomp in a puddle. Crush a pile of leaves.
Kick a rock down the street. Run in the rain.
Learn yoga.
Meet a yogi.
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Bring a pic-a-nic basket.
Get on the floor and play with a pet or a kid or something. Roll down a hill.
Slash up the clothes that make you feel fat.
Go to a nightclub and dance 'til you fall down. Howl at the moon. Go to the beach at night. Climb a tree. Have a neighbor call the fire department to get you down. Make up stuff to put in your diary then leave it out for someone to read.
Listen to a new radio station 'til you like it.
Try food you've never tasted. Wear a "Question Authority" button to the next PTA meeting.
Go to a bar, have a beer, and ask any of the regulars if they know a joke. Take pictures of people you don't know. Fall asleep in a motivational seminar.
Bet on a horse just 'cause you like the way his name sounds.
Buy a lottery ticket and spend a few hours thinking on what you would do if you won.
Buy a new pen.
Send yourself a funny card.
Go somewhere you've never been.
Take a train and don't get off at your destination. Give some consideration to Fredrick's of Hollywood - just consider it for a moment
Start a whirligig collection and keep it in the front yard.
Find a line in Hollywood and get in it, no matter what it's for.
Make a paper mache' thing. Put a goofy message on your answering machine. Tell a harmless lie for no earthly reason.
Start wearing hats.
Dress to kill then go to Neiman Marcus and see how long they'll drool over you without ever buying anything.
Have tea at the most expensive restaurant in town. Feed the animals at the zoo.
Be as grouchy as you wanna be for about 20 minutes.
Enter primal scream therapy, or just scream for no apparent reason. Make a list of excuses for all occasions. Acquire a new phobia. Overcome an old, tired phobia. Hold a new baby, but I wouldn't suggest having one.
Skinny-dip.
Get rid of any sweat pants you might have, they're ugly and will make you feel frumpy.
Wear only gorgeous underwear or none at all.
Send for things through the mail so that you get something besides bills and loan offers.
Put on a wig and go someplace where no one knows you.
Get a new eye shadow.
Wear your best outfit and go someplace where it'll be appreciated.
Wear a wig and go someplace where everyone knows you, or thought they did.
Have a maid clean the house.
Get your car washed.
When the boxboy offers to help you to the car with your groceries, take him up on it, but only if he doesn't call you "maam".
Read the dictionary.
Write your Congressman.
Call the 800 number on the back of the Frito bag to find out why it's there.
Get an 800 number directory and call people just to chat.
